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SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model


TAGS: snorlax fat role model
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by HelljumperM60

daga - December 24, 2008, 6:57 pm
Holy ****... That is a nice conversation O_O


A ROLE MODEL - Aaaaaaaaayyyy !!


TAGS: the fonz is a role model
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Cubbybear - February 13, 2010, 8:17 pm
I love the Fonz...5/5


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: menopause garage remodel
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

deerbag2 - July 31, 2011, 3:21 pm
5lions and a million thanks
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:16 pm
think i will take up home improvement because of this post
Airman - July 29, 2011, 12:19 pm
my wife is 50. Need I say more? Thank God we have a study with a couch and tv in it
mariand - July 29, 2011, 11:44 am
lol... that's a wrinkle worth knowing
gas - July 28, 2011, 9:47 pm
xD i'll keep that in mind
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
Prints are available in the foyer for a reasonable price.. Aww hell, he can have this one on the house (well, beside the house).
gas - July 28, 2011, 11:14 am
lol, that would make my father laugh...


CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!


TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)


The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen -


TAGS: men role model life gentleman
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
Thank you GaryO. I had wonder woman also but couldn't seem to fit her in to this poster. Working on something seperately for her watercolor...
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:52 am
Sure like this style.


THE WALKING DEAD - now modelling at the Paris Fashion Show


TAGS: model zombie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:55 pm
Sweet !


IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to h** chick


ROLE MODELS - This kid could use a better one.


TAGS: role models
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by chaegele

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:41 am
Later, rerun.... have fun!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:40 am
Night Rerun.(you big girl)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am
Keep an eye on San Francisco as well.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am

well, on that note...the vicoden is kicking in and I need to get my 2 hours of sleep in. night/morning all
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Oh no.... I am sure that rose ain't back. It's lucky that I don't ban every female who registers from Washington now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Meh
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:32 am

at this point, I would be happy if it/he/she/they came back. At least there was some funny there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:27 am
I blame doppelganger of rose....he's going cafe to cafe, ruining our fun.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:24 am
Yeah... I've been too nice lately. Oh, and a service announcement for the morons in the crowd... if you are warned about 1L bombing or targeting, 2L bombing and targeting doesn't get you off the hook... morons!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:23 am

I think aggy should be banned just for mentioning that name....it's not like he is a fozzwad...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 am
And that mentock prick is next... nobody comes out of the gate bombing a single user unless they are already familiar with that user.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
Agreed. But, angus90 is a chronic bomber on me... and he's about done in my book. It's one thing to give legit low marks on a poster, but those who constantly dog a user? Not needed here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
ReeeeeeRun!!!! Aggy said a bad word!!!!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am

hell, doing it to a regular contributor.....these idiots don't realize if it wasn't for the regulars this site probably would not still be around
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am
So, WTFO, you like?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I'm just gonna get heavy-handed again.... these sissies need to be removed.... nothing impressive about being able to 1L a poster based on the user. And doing it to a mod? Just shows zero survival instincts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I enjoy the outspoken ones....It's the silent but annoying ones that piss me off.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:16 am

I have noticed a new round of douche here lately
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Timmys have been bombing be into the stone age lately... it's getting close to a round of bans here... I'm tired of this crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Swing and a miss....well....you tried......Lol
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:13 am

1L Bomber? I show you a real bomber
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Oh...rerun.....so wrong yet so funny.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Ahhhh yes.... the case of the buried taquito.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
*court.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
I haven't been so relieved to see a Jew......since.....uhhhhh....well....My appearance on "the peoples curt"
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:08 am

Much better caption....Nike = Just Do It
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:05 am
And rerun gets out of the g**talk on a technicality! LOL!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:04 am

those h** dogs and churros aren't Kosher...pass as well
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:03 am
It should make you ill... I got food poisoning from it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:01 am
That comment made me feel ill.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:00 am
And the 16th. when I rolled it in a churro?.......No ones falling for it Aggy. You told me you were allergic to cinnamon and you still went to town on it.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Fair is fair... the second time, you had it wrapped in a flour tortilla... how could I resist?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Once! Yeah Once.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Fool me once...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Pass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:44 am
You grab the one in the middle....I'm not that hungry.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:42 am
Why is everyone against the ol' belt-strap h** dog warmer?
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 3:41 am
I have to agree...oh well better luck next time
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:56 am
This pic had potential....you've ruined it for everyone. 1L


WATCH HER STRUT -


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


ALLURE - IT CAN TURN SOME PEOPLE INTO SUPERMODELS AND SOME INTO SERIAL KILLERS




FROGGER -


TAGS: bad role model wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:29 pm

lolz


O LORD - Bless this Thy Rifle that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to bits


TAGS: antioch model
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - February 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
...who, being not in mine sight, shall snuff it.
Airman - February 24, 2010, 3:44 pm
cmon Atomic.. it's a joke. a take off of Python. nothing more nothing less
atomicflash - February 24, 2010, 3:14 pm
Yes, because Lord knows this girl ain't leaving the FOB. In fact, she's probably on her way over to the PX and then maybe the pool later. The men on the fringes, the combat outposts, that's who need a working rifle.
Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
I, Abrahamic God, hear you; just as I hear thine enemies asking for the same blessing.
phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 2:56 pm
And may it never jam O Lord, nor fail to fire anything but straight and true. May it be always at my side, and protect me. Amen.


DUTCH FASHION - Even with that big furry scarf you still look a little cold, sweetie.


TAGS: male model fashion men h** nipple
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by quietevil

zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes, you look g**. No I do not mean happy. fix'd


IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it


TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!


GANGSTA RAPPERS - DMX has 5 kids by only one "BABYMAMMA" and he was married to her too! What a square! He's respecting women!


TAGS: gangsta rappers dmx role model baby mamma drama
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

DrEvo82 - October 23, 2009, 12:09 pm
He is one of the few rappers that I actually like. GRRRRRRRRRR!!


FASHION MODELS - Sometimes they're just being punk'd


TAGS: fashion prank model
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by vilnius

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 3:29 pm
This is true. That’s what these b*tchy models get for p*ssing off the clothing designers. The awesome part is that the models are too airheaded to notice when they’re being punk’d.


PARENTS - Odds are that at least one of them is a worthy role model. Choose wisely.




That's My Boy -


TAGS: father son life role model
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 10:37 pm
Thank you. :)
chickenlittle - May 9, 2014, 9:39 pm
That's awesome. Very nice! :)


REALITY CHECK -


TAGS: emaciated model commentary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 1:50 pm

Thank you!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
5L by the way.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
It's simple: explain to children that they're in a circus side-show, and that they're treated like the animals in Barnum & Bailey, and that they're freaks who'll never get a real love, a real job, a sense of security, or even a real life.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 11:04 am

LOL--We gotta find a way to teach our kids that this is as abnormal--and just as dangerous--as obesity.
Reality Lord - June 6, 2013, 10:55 am

i'd hit that....with a bag of big macs
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 9:03 am

What's particularly sad is that there are legions of these women--so malnourished their menses have ceased--held up as examples of feminine beauty. So we fight that battle with our girl children.
rerun - June 6, 2013, 7:28 am

Sad reality is, she died several years ago.
PapaFox - June 6, 2013, 6:35 am
Gotta admit she looks hideous being so skinny.


How To Draw A Bunny -


TAGS: art bunny model andy warhol
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Sean - March 25, 2014, 4:36 pm
A veritable rabitunity!
Airman - March 25, 2014, 2:42 pm
this could be good news for Sean


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: business model conflict resolutionj
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:29 am
Well, you can only beat on sumpm so long....then you just wanna find a way to make it all go the phukk away. I-I-I-I HATE MEEEETINGS!!!
lgvernon - October 1, 2014, 11:56 pm

Thank you, sir.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:46 pm
So 5L true...


Eyes Of Laura Mars -




Wearing black -


TAGS: woman pretty model
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:57 pm
I 5Like her!


Every Little Girl's Dream -




That Look -




Crimes Of Fashion -




MODELLING -


TAGS: model bin laden purse handbag turban pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:36 pm
I guess thi5 answers my question: what would Arab transvestites would look like? But shouldn't they cover up a bit more?


Contagious -


TAGS: model thin forgets eat contagious
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Ism

JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 6:13 am
How anyone can find these models attractive is beyond me! PMSL@falloutghoul!
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:44 am
Or she could just run over some Gypsy's daughter and get cursed.


Tepid Rod -




Fashion Statement -




LOGICDUDE - He even tells the grass to Get off of my lawn


TAGS: abrams model
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 11:34 am
Perfection! 5L
phydeaux - March 1, 2010, 7:18 pm
Well Airman, you've just given me my summer project....and gotten 5L!


Body Part Model -




ZOMBIE SUPER-MODELS - Yeah, eventually it's gonna happen.




ALRIGHT LUV! -




MR. M - we could have a site where people can post funny de-motivational posters and it won't take up any of my time




Fashion -




BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: hollister abercrombie models
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - December 25, 2013, 2:38 pm
Ha Ha ha just sell your ugly clothes and call it a day why get into bad smelling cologne business, I hop its next to the food court too.
Oldsod - December 25, 2013, 2:34 pm
The closest one to us is more like Abercrombie and Stench. They've sprayed so much cheap cologne in the vent that one entire wing of the mall cannot be accessed without a respirator.


DISNEYSITTER -


TAGS: sept 15 youth role model teach and send them outdoors
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm
this burns. 5L
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Sadly, so true. Great work, Agd.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 6:11 pm
I want some extra lessons from Tila!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 2:54 pm
When I was a dumb kid, we didn't have Maggie Margerita or Tila something or other, we had this thing called "older kids".
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:39 pm
Awesome :D
RONSART - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
Great work!
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
She has to tell them about the little man in the boat. That was probably the number one question in most middle schools and junior high schools today.


PATRICIA'S MONKEY -


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
BACON!!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
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mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
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moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!


HOODIE -




AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT - Helping people like Eileen here get work since 1990.




FASHION WEEK 2010 - Really? I mean......REALLY?


TAGS: fashion men model tights abs
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by quietevil

Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
Haute couture is the stuff that hardly anyone wears but steers the rest of us a minute amount in that direction.


MODELING - Even the Cheif does it.


TAGS: model
Rating: 2.24/5

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Eric - January 8, 2009, 1:42 am
I think he's doing the testicle tuck...
Anonymous - December 16, 2008, 9:17 pm
So close to lulz....
Seb - December 12, 2008, 3:38 pm
Dying...
manamana - September 9, 2008, 11:17 pm
Spell check!


BOWFLEX - you can't get a body like this from 20 minutes a day 3 times a week...


TAGS: bowflex impossible models
Rating: 1.45/5

More motifakes by Agent K

Anonymous2 - August 8, 2009, 11:12 am
You can, technically, if you do it for 12-18 years.


I Saw That -


TAGS: models art fashion me drunk banned walmart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:33 pm
Oh I don't need sparklies and feathers to make a difference. Make no mistake me in my undies is always a show stopper...muhahaha.
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:24 pm
Do ya' think if you were covered in diamontes and feathers it would make a difference? ^!!!!
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks 'sod
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks Jeebus
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks 'cern
Oldsod - March 12, 2016, 6:11 am
I remember when I'd say something like, "5d and faved!" after seeing this...absolutely fantastic!
JesusWept - March 12, 2016, 6:07 am
How unfair haha ^^^^^
concern3 - March 12, 2016, 2:47 am
People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it. an UP yours


Miss December 2015 -


TAGS: playboy heffner model tramp ***
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 18, 2016, 10:14 am
Thanks, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:36 pm
ROTFL!!!!! Walmart-- shopping with a free floor show!!! LOL!^!!!!!


WOW! -


TAGS: women trash walmart models poor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 18, 2016, 10:13 am
WOW!
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:33 pm
Push---W. O. W.--hahahahaha! I have been blessed with a 'Walmart' budget. This isn't the biggest chick dressed in stretch fabric that I've seen. There are people at my local Walmart that challenge the maximum weight carrying capacity of a Humvee!!!! LOL^!


Punctuality -


TAGS: german organization models women dependability
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - May 22, 2016, 10:24 am
Thanks so much for confirming my suspicions. Now I can sleep restfully at night.
JesusWept - May 21, 2016, 12:37 pm
Of course they do! German efficiency is written in blood LOL


Beechcraft Bonanza -




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